VOD arrives at Monster Pictures AND WE NEED YOUR HELP!
Hey Ho Monsterfiends! Today marks a historic day here at the Monster HQ, it is the day we announce the birth of the newest addition to the Monster family – MONSTERBOX.TV our dedicated VOD platform!
What is VOD you ask? VOD is Video on Demand and MONSTERBOX.TV is the WORLDS FIRST HORROR AND CULT SPECIFIC VOD PLATFORM and from this day forth IT IS AVAILABLE ON THIS SITE!
This strange fellow loves his MONSTERBOX.TV so much he had to have his name included on a Government registry and now has to sign in at his local Police station twice a day!
That’s right my twisted friends, at MONSTERBOX.TV you won’t find any dreary arthouse schmaltz or mind numbing coming-of-age snooze-fests, all you’ll find is a choice selection of the gnarliest, grittiest and grimiest horror and cult cinema on this strange little planet of ours!
At MONSTERBOX.TV you can RENT or BUY horror and cult new releases and classics at the touch of a finger – it’s a revolution MonsterFreaks and this is your time to be as revolting as you can possibly be!
Okay so HOW CAN YOU HELP? It’s quite simple really – this is brand spanking new technology and we need to you guys to try it out and give us your feed back.
To get your fingers a’ twitchin’ and your mouths a’ droolin’ we’re offering rentals of any title in the catalogue for the once only, eye-popping price of ONE MEASLY DOLLAR? NO WAY! One dollar? Yes way my pretties, ONE PALTRY AUSSIE SMACKAROONIE!!
Already on MONSTERBOX.TV you’ll find such gems as MANBORG, THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE 1 & 2, THE WOMAN, GRABBERS, PENANCE, HELLDRIVER and many many more and even more to come!
AND NOW HERE’S THE KICKER!! For anyone who rents a movie and SENDS THEIR FEEDBACK to info@monsterpictures.com.au, we will put your name in a draw to win tickets to MIFF, tickets to Cultastophe a $100 worth of credit to MONSTERBOX.TV and 5 DVDs or Blurays of your choice.
AND THAT’S NOT ALL! We want your “I LOVE MY MONSTERBOX.TV” SELFIES posing with our site so we can post them on Facebook for the enjoyment and pleasure of MonsterFreaks like you. We’ll be regularly picking the “best pics” and the winners will receive things like DVD’s, tickets to events, Monster t-shirts, vouchers, fame, fortune, glory etc, etc, etc.
Be sexy, be silly, be crass, be covered in gore, be covered in shit, we don’t care really, just be yourself and be beautiful – as long as we can see you and the MONSTERBOX.TV logo clearly, we’re happy!
All you need to do is snap them send them in to us at info@monsterpictures.com.au and we’ll post them for you.
OH MY GOD you say – OMG!!! indeed freakers, it’s the most exciting thing to happen on this side of the planet since the night grannie shit herself!
Get on board Monsterfiends, MONSTER NEEDS YOU!!
sounds great how does it work?
Hi Ruth – just go to the site, select a film and keep clicking the prompts – it’s extremely easy. 🙂
Fucking LOVE it. Now I can try before I buy.