Blog Archive: May 2013

What the heck am I doing here?

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 Hi all you crazy ‘Monster Fiends’! My name is Sim and if you have made it this far down the rabbit hole, you must be about as stoked as I am to have a horror platform such as Monster to fuel your gory palate. Therefore, if I can be half as entertaining and informative as folks on here, I will have served my purpose well.

As a kid, I was never permitted to watch a lot of Television. That’s why I had to fake sleep. That way, I could get up later and switch the telly on when everyone went […]

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Dick Dales Trasharama, Monster Fest

Holy Spiderballs Batman, the Websites UP!!!!

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Hey FREAKERS!!
May we all be splayed and rectum probed by angry Englishmen as sure as William Wallace was a Scott. Its true!! The freakin Trasharama web page is FINALLY been updated and ready for movie submissions. YEP, the entry forms are ready to download. You can start posting your short disasterpieces into the nastiest short fillum program in Oz!
We have a new PO Box to send em too as well. That’ll be Po Box 19, Torrensville Plaza, SA. 5031. I’m looking forward to viewing the SICK AND TWISTED delights we get this year. Movies, money, junk food […]

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A Foreshadow of the Freakin’ Future

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Yo Freakers! And here we are again and I’m still stuck in the Monster basement. At least I’ve uncovered some physical sustenance in the form of a box of Zombie Chews. This is typically tasty and totally nutritious Monster food. It’s perfect for helping eyeball Monster product and let me tell you the above flavour has nothing to do with any of the verbiage that may adorn other parts of this page. Liquid refreshment has been uncovered too in the form of Mr Jekyll Absinthe that perfectly compliments the Zombie Chews. The wonders of the alcohol-like substance Wormwood should be […]

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