Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em

  • Australia
  • 1988
  • M
  • 50 MIN
  • 19 Oct 2016

Extra Features

  • Introduction by Writer / Director Ray Boseley
  • Still Smokin’ - An interview with Ray Boseley
  • Feature-length Audio Commentary with Ray Boseley and Clayton Jacobson
  • Soundtrack to The End Of The World: interview with Blue Ruin’s Quincy McLean and Mulaim Vela
  • ‘Bad Gin’ music video directed by Ray Boseley
  • Ray Boseley’s Top 5 Post Apocalyptic Films
  • Ray’s Swinburne Adventure: A Tarzan’s South Yarra Adventure featurette
  • Prickly Heat: Ray Boseley’s Five Easy Pizza’s Segment
  • 32 booklet featuring new writing on the film by Ozploitation expert, filmmaker and SMOKE EM extra Mark Hartley, an intro by Trasharama Festival Director Dick Dale, detailed cast and crew info and much more.
  • DVD-Rom Content - A PDF of the Script

Cast and Crew

  • Rob Howard
  • Nique Needles
  • Polly Croke
  • Daniel Lillford
  • Fred Dugina
  • Maddog Bott
  • George Huxley
  • Ian 'Quinsy' Maclean
  • Clayton Jacobson
  • Lindsay Brundson
  • Written & Directed By: Ray Boseley
  • Produced By: Jennifer Hooks
  • Cinematography By: Leik Peederson
  • Edited By: Ray Boseley
  • Production Design By: Chris Kennedy
  • Art Direction By: Wain Fimo & Rob Howard
  • Special Effects By: Clayton Jacobson
  • Production Management By: Jo Bell & Lucy MacLaren

Trailers and video

Scrap Museum & Tarzan aka Maddog Bot - Smoke 'Em Launch DVD 2016


About Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em

Euro sleaze, grindhouse slashers, post-apocalyptic actioneers, erotic thrillers, 80’s trash, Aussie nasties, Monster Masters is dedicated to preserving genre classics specifically for collectors who spurn digital and salivate over physical media. Jam packed with extras and other supplemental material, Monster Masters aims to become the Criterion Collection of the lowbrow genre-verse.

You’ll Laugh! You’ll Cry! You’ll Die!

In the smouldering devastation of post nuclear bomb-blasted Melbourne, a periscope protruding from a pile of rubble leads three desperate scavengers to a subterranean fall-out shelter. They muscle their way in, only to discover a raging party in a converted wine cellar, celebrating the Big Meltdown. There’s a band, booze, sex, drugs and a horde of sweat-soaked revellers partying like there is no tomorrow… which for these poor radiation-drenched end-of-the-worlders there isn’t. What choice do the scroungers have but to join in?

SMOKE ‘EM IF YOU GOT ‘EM is a long lost post-apocalyptic classic – a nuke and puke masterpiece for the post-punk crowd – set slap bang in the middle of Melbourne’s 80’s underground music scene. Starring Nique Needles (DOGS IN SPACE), Clayton Jacobson (KENNY), Rob Howard, Fred Dugina, Danny Lillford (TRAILER PARK BOYS) and featuring the music of BLUE RUIN / SCRAP MUSEUM, the film is a satirical look at the last days of mankind.

This special edition comes with over 3 hours of extra features including commentaries, interviews, music video’s short films and more…

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